Picture Day

washing clothes at midnight....check....braiding and twisting hair so it's "curly" in the morning....check...setting alarm clock for an hour early...check.....alarm not going off and waking up at the exact time you are suppose to leave....check....thanking God the children were born cute = Picture Day.

Rese on being president

Rese: "Grammie is so lucky to live in a house the mayor lived in."
Me: "you know when you become a mayor, then you will have lived in a house the mayor lived in, then Daddy will have lived in TWO houses the mayor lived in. Then when you become president, maybe they will turn our house into a museum."
Rese: "And fill it full of books about me?"
Sami: " she's already president. President of stupid town."

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Child Restraining System

so I'm driving home last night, when I receive a tap on the shoulder and turn to see Megan's head right next to mine. Yes, that kid undid her 5 point harness and got out. UGH! Will anything restrain this child?

At Physical Medicine on Friday, I met with a "Car Seat Specialist"
Who brings in another car seat. I am like "What part of this do you all not understand? She can UNDO the harness. It's not a matter of outgrowing the car seat."
And she does not understand they dynamic connection of seatbelt = safe.
I need something that will hold her in...like Duct Tape. I smell a sponsorship....

Luke on his Halloween Costume

Luke is going to be Tweedle Dum
In discussing costumes, Luke had this to say:

Luke:"I door mouse?
Me: "No, your're tweedle dum"
Luke: "I Dum, I Dum! You Dum?"
Me: "No, you're Dum, I'm the Queen.
Luke: "No! I da Queen!"

Jim just rolled his eyes. If this kids ends up straight I will be surprised.